Top 10 Worst Cosplays

Since Fan Expo is coming up in August, I thought I'd warn you about the kinds of things you might see.

These are not for the faint of heart.

I'll also post pictures of the actual character, for comparison.

#10

So this outfit isn't...terrible...but she doesn't seem to be aware that when you wear a wig, IT SHOULD NOT SHOW HALF OF YOUR HAIR.

Also, I can't really tell what character this is a cosplay of, but I'm still pretty positive her shoes are wrong.

Bonus points for your excellent Gollum impersonation.

#9

Actual character:

Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

#8

Actual character:

Grell Sutcliff from Kuroshitsuji.

GADFRAGGIT YOU KILLED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER.

Either that or it's some horrific crossbreed between Grell and Raggedy-Ann.

In that case, nice job.

#7

Mike Haggar from Street Fighter.

That guy clearly watched this.

#6

Actual character:

Nyan Cat

Sing to tune of Nyan Cat Song:

Fail fail fail fail 

fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail

fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

fail fail

fail fail fail

fail fail fail fail fail

....

{continue until you give Ceiling Cat a cheezburger}

#5

Actual character:

Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.

...as a maid.

Jesus take the wheel.

#4

Actual characters:

Ryo Bakura (left)

and

Yugi Moto (right), both from Yu-Gi-Oh.

CONSTRUCTION PAPER.

CONSTRUCTION PAPER EVERYWHERE.

#3

Actual character(s?)

One of the eponymous robots from the show Gundam.

I dunno which one, I just posted a random one.

This isn't #1 because it made me laugh, and he might be joking here.

#2

Hunny from OHSHC

I seriously couldn't tell what this was until I saw the picture in the corner.

THAT BUNNY.

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING.

#1

*drumroll*

Actual character:

L from Death Note.

AAAAUUUGGHHH 

KILL IT

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

That hair haunts my dreams, along with the bunny from #2.

I feel like I need to wash my hair from seeing this.

So that about wraps it up. Jesus, I'm a little depressed now.

Personal space, u gaiz

Heh, this is just a little doodle I did last night.

But a little story on this:

I have issues with depression and anxiety due to some bullying issues in the past. Due to this, I am very uncomfortable with people touching me without permission.

I'm doing my best to talk to people and become more outgoing, but still...

Personal bubble, here.

Germany? Well ok then.

So I was looking at my stats...and apparently some people in Germany are enjoying my blog. I have no idea how people in Germany came across my blog.

It's not at all that I have a problem with it, I love to know that people from all kinds of places are reading my little ramblings-on.

So...if you're international and you're reading this, I'm curious to know how you came across it. Leave a comment!

Top 5 Weirdest Children's Toys

#5: Baby Laugh-a-Lot

The premise of this 1970 Remco doll is pretty simple: a doll who laughs when you rock her back and forth. What makes it creepy is that borderline demonic smile, and how they did the commercial.
I think the doll is either channeling the underworld or the illegitimate child of Chucky and the clown from It. Either way, I'm running away if I ever see it.

#4: Pregnant Barbie

Again, the concept of this toy is pretty understandable- Barbie's done just about everything, so why not pregnancy? Although, Ken doesn't have any...parts to make that happen. I'm lookin' at you, GI Joe action figure...

#3: Who Cares About Disabled People?

To clarify, this book was intended to teach the lesson that we should care about people who have problems, it's just badly worded. And apparently "disabled" includes:

#2: You Can Shave the Baby

We all know Japan makes some crazy stuff.
I've seen katamari. *
I've seen seriously creepy commercials. **
I...honestly have no explanation for this. Not even a joke. Can we...can we just move on to the next one?

#1: Big Loo the 4-foot-tall Robot

Things it does:
-Speaks (barely) by someone turning a crank on the back of its head
-Its eyes stare into your soul
-Right arm moves
-It shoots darts OUT OF ITS FRACKING NIPPLES.

So all in all, I think Big Loo deserves the title of #1 weirdest children's toy. If you'll excuse me, I need to go scrub the horror out of my eyes.


*I actually love Katamari
**I am aware that this is cool and awesome. I just find it really creepy.

Sssspppaaammm

If you like forum-based RPs and want to hear about the one I made, keep reading. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, just back away slowly.

I've had the idea in my head for a while- just a simple RP, the characters you use are OCs- no celebrities or copyrighted ones.

I'm not going to blather on any more, just click here, and revel in the geekery.

I always do this

I have a blog, update it for a while, then lose interest and forget about it. I'll try not to do that with this one, ok?

So guys, it's nearly summer. That is, it's nearly summer to you. I remember visiting my dad down in Georgia this past February, and we were already in shorts. But I digress.

A lot of complaints have been going around about how, as the weather gets warmer, the clothing gets...less there. Clothes that could pass as underwear. Clothes that probably are underwear.

But to be honest, I'm a little jealous of girls with such great bodies to show off. I wouldn't call myself obese or anything, but I think I could stand to lose some weight before we go into bikini season. I'm not that familiar with being...attractive.

Heh, if you're in the market for a bespectacled smartass with a flat chest and body image issues, I'm your girl.

Ok, whine-fest over, back to the funny.

I went to AnimeNorth last Saturday! Many things bought, not much money left. I went in cosplay, and a lot of people actually asked to take pictures of me! I think it was around 10 or so- which isn't a lot for really good cosplays, but it's around 10 or so more than I was expecting.

Oh, I also got a Tumblr! I don't really know what to do with it.

So that's all I got for now. I promise I won't completely abandon this, I'm back on :D

Yay for weekends!

I love the weekends. If anyone starts quoting Rebecca Black's "Friday," I will stab you, and no jury will convict me. I am seriously tired of that song.

*Ahem.*

So, not really doing anything this weekend, mainly laying around and watching some movies.

Speaking of movies, is anyone seeing Insidious? I kinda want to, because being terrified to turn out the lights is always a good time :D

I'll need someone to cling to and crap my pants with, anyone wanna go with me? You can even pay.

Not much else to say...turned out I couldn't have my party the day I had planned on, so I'm still looking for a good time for everyone.

That's supposed to be a tumbleweed in the background. Please excuse my crappy mouse drawing.